What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

Yes sir it is.

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?